OT: Karen (hijackers wanted) - Page 4

aiko670 · 12/12/2006, 08:50 PM

HA, HA

karenL · 12/12/2006, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moon jelly
D#%n you aiko, I wanted to be post number 69. If I wasn't adding up all these stupid stats that you want, I would have been in like Flynn!

Adam, you are not invited to any of our riendeer games!

well anyway Adam got post 69, kudos to you
and you win the honor of bring the biggest most expensive frag to my tank warming party

moon jelly · 12/12/2006, 08:52 PM

And now you have to rub it in by being the first post on page 4! Thats the last time I let you fall into MY cleavage!

aiko670 · 12/12/2006, 08:54 PM

Such hostility.....

moon jelly · 12/12/2006, 08:57 PM

Talking about hostility, do you think Rod is sooooooooo mad at us that he will poison his food that he sells to us, lets say throw in a little copper perhaps

aiko670 · 12/12/2006, 09:01 PM

Shhh, don't give him any ideas!

moon jelly · 12/12/2006, 09:03 PM

It took ya a while to respond. I suppose you take your time now since you already locked in post 69 and first post on page 4. I thought that maybe you went to the other place to buy some fried chicken?

aiko670 · 12/12/2006, 09:36 PM

Fried Chicken? I love fried chicken!

moon jelly · 12/12/2006, 09:42 PM

did you see that rkthepainter is trying to start another OT thread addressed to karen L. the funny part is that this thread was started by tonya asking karen L about the wildlife organization and really that question was meant for me. tonya thought my name was karen.

karenL · 12/12/2006, 10:16 PM

Moon
u just want your own thread
so this is how it's going to end
a cat fight between us!
the thread finally split and we are going to through off the gloves

hey bring the mazola
I got the twister

Oblivionis · 12/13/2006, 02:47 AM

Since this thread is very useful and informative I would like to add to it to make it even more educational:

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE:

SYMPTOM
CAUSE
CORRECTIVE ACTION

Feet cold and wet
Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling

Feet warm and wet
Improper Bladder Control
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training

Beer unusually pale and tasteless
a. Glass empty.
b. You're holding a Coors Lite
Get someone to buy you another beer

Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
You have fallen over backward.
Have yourself leashed to bar

Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes
You have fallen forward
See above

Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
a. Mouth not open
b. Glass applied to wrong part of face
Retire to restroom, practice in mirror

Floor Blurred
You are looking through bottom of empty glass
Get someone to buy you another beer

Floor moving
You are being carried out
Find out if you are being taken to another bar

Room seems unusually dark
Bar has closed
Confirm home address with bartender. If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run

Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures
Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside

Everyone looks up to you and smiles
You are dancing on the table
Fall on someone cushy-looking

Beer is crystal-clear
It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up
Punch him

People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup
You're in the ladies' room
Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional)

Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
You have been in a fight
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them

Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in
You've wandered into the wrong party
See if they have free beer

Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk
a. You're in jail
b. You're in the navy
Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach

You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps
You're in a gay bar
Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept offers for backrubs

Your singing sounds distorted
The beer is too weak
Have more beer until your voice improves

Don't remember the words to the song
Beer is just right
Play air guitar

moon jelly · 12/13/2006, 05:53 AM

Oblivionis-that is one of the most useful information on this thread. Thanx!

craftytony · 12/13/2006, 08:28 AM

Friggin pirated internet was down again last night!!!....the nerve of some people....that coral paradise thingy is this saturday right? I won't be able to make it due to a company party

Plus I am just a cherry licker at this point, until after christmas

desjardiniidj · 12/13/2006, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by aiko670
Dirtyweenie- You must be feeling better. This thread has been taken to a whole new low and I must admit I'm so very impressed.

Thats what I'm here for!

All new lows, where ever I goes!

craftytony · 12/13/2006, 08:59 AM

SILENCE drrrrrrtyweeeenie!!! GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!

desjardiniidj · 12/13/2006, 09:01 AM

oblivionis- nice guide

Its like the hijackers guide to bar hopping! I found it very informative. In fact, it explains why I'm soooo sore after drinking! Thanks for the help!
Tonya- We gots to get oblivious a new name! Uh oh, gots to go to work now. You cats have fun! Later!

Soggy Pockets · 12/13/2006, 09:02 AM

FINALLY...back at work, now I can play!

Actually, today and tomorrow will be busy...darn clients...so few postings. Hope to be back soon.

desjardiniidj · 12/13/2006, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by craftytony
SILENCE drrrrrrtyweeeenie!!! GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like there's gonna be another cat fight! Meow!!

moon jelly · 12/13/2006, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by craftytony
I won't be able to make it due to a company party Plus I am just a cherry licker at this point, until after christmas

Maybe someone can get you a sweet pink acro with red and green tips as your grab bag gift. I hope the pirated internet is back up by Sat. nite. I am looking forward to try reading your posts after drinking all night.

rickyb · 12/13/2006, 11:16 AM

You guys/gals are too fast for me... I left on page 2 and now we are almost at page 5.

Anyway, don't do drugs on New Years or 4th of July or you will be tempted to do stupid things like these....

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=118

http://www.nearlygood.com/video/firecracker.html

craftytony · 12/13/2006, 11:58 AM

Drugs are fun...look what they did to me!

moon jelly · 12/13/2006, 01:03 PM

Are you talking about all the female hormone drugs that you have been taking so that you can fill out the dresses?

craftytony · 12/13/2006, 01:07 PM

I snort flake food and shoot up rod's food! I'm picking up a powder blue tonight...wish me luck!

rickyb · 12/13/2006, 01:16 PM

Do not skip the quarantine period, this is one of those fish are pron to ick.
A couple of fishes I wouldn't buy from the store; Powder blue tang and a copperband butterfly.

Do a search for powder blue tangs, you may find some good info on how to care for this fish.

RickyB

craftytony · 12/13/2006, 01:18 PM

I was just gonna slap him on the skillet......but seriously yeah i have been reading up on them....

12/12/2006, 10:16 PM	#85
karenL Premium Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: mars Posts: 2,336	Moon u just want your own thread so this is how it's going to end a cat fight between us! the thread finally split and we are going to through off the gloves hey bring the mazola I got the twister __________________ "I always come out smelling like a rose" you mean these threads have topics? Current Tank Info: 2 gal in wall nano, ASM G4+, 4-way

12/13/2006, 08:28 AM	#88
craftytony OT Godfather Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: DeKalb Posts: 6,166	Friggin pirated internet was down again last night!!!....the nerve of some people....that coral paradise thingy is this saturday right? I won't be able to make it due to a company party Plus I am just a cherry licker at this point, until after christmas __________________ I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly attributed to drugs & alcohol. I mean I would never urinate at the Alamo at 9 o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. -Ozzy Osbourne Current Tank Info: Selling my 210 setup

12/13/2006, 08:59 AM	#90
craftytony OT Godfather Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: DeKalb Posts: 6,166	SILENCE drrrrrrtyweeeenie!!! GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!!! __________________ I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly attributed to drugs & alcohol. I mean I would never urinate at the Alamo at 9 o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. -Ozzy Osbourne Current Tank Info: Selling my 210 setup

12/13/2006, 11:16 AM	#95
rickyb Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Coppell, TX Posts: 1,683	You guys/gals are too fast for me... I left on page 2 and now we are almost at page 5. Anyway, don't do drugs on New Years or 4th of July or you will be tempted to do stupid things like these.... http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=118 http://www.nearlygood.com/video/firecracker.html __________________ Reefaholic #9999889888777444899111558 Current Tank Info: 240G Custom Planet Aquariums

12/13/2006, 11:58 AM	#96
craftytony OT Godfather Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: DeKalb Posts: 6,166	Drugs are fun...look what they did to me! __________________ I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly attributed to drugs & alcohol. I mean I would never urinate at the Alamo at 9 o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. -Ozzy Osbourne Current Tank Info: Selling my 210 setup

12/12/2006, 08:50 PM	#76
aiko670 Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Deerfield, IL Posts: 5,409	HA, HA

12/12/2006, 08:52 PM	#78
moon jelly Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: a fine sturdy box by the airport Posts: 3,430	And now you have to rub it in by being the first post on page 4! Thats the last time I let you fall into MY cleavage!

12/12/2006, 08:54 PM	#79
aiko670 Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Deerfield, IL Posts: 5,409	Such hostility.....

12/12/2006, 08:57 PM	#80
moon jelly Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: a fine sturdy box by the airport Posts: 3,430	Talking about hostility, do you think Rod is sooooooooo mad at us that he will poison his food that he sells to us, lets say throw in a little copper perhaps

12/12/2006, 09:01 PM	#81
aiko670 Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Deerfield, IL Posts: 5,409	Shhh, don't give him any ideas!

12/12/2006, 09:03 PM	#82
moon jelly Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: a fine sturdy box by the airport Posts: 3,430	It took ya a while to respond. I suppose you take your time now since you already locked in post 69 and first post on page 4. I thought that maybe you went to the other place to buy some fried chicken?

12/12/2006, 09:36 PM	#83
aiko670 Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Deerfield, IL Posts: 5,409	Fried Chicken? I love fried chicken!

12/12/2006, 09:42 PM	#84
moon jelly Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: a fine sturdy box by the airport Posts: 3,430	did you see that rkthepainter is trying to start another OT thread addressed to karen L. the funny part is that this thread was started by tonya asking karen L about the wildlife organization and really that question was meant for me. tonya thought my name was karen.

12/13/2006, 02:47 AM	#86
Oblivionis Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lake Barrington, il Posts: 959	Since this thread is very useful and informative I would like to add to it to make it even more educational: BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE: SYMPTOM CAUSE CORRECTIVE ACTION Feet cold and wet Glass Being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling Feet warm and wet Improper Bladder Control Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training Beer unusually pale and tasteless a. Glass empty. b. You're holding a Coors Lite Get someone to buy you another beer Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights You have fallen over backward. Have yourself leashed to bar Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes You have fallen forward See above Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet a. Mouth not open b. Glass applied to wrong part of face Retire to restroom, practice in mirror Floor Blurred You are looking through bottom of empty glass Get someone to buy you another beer Floor moving You are being carried out Find out if you are being taken to another bar Room seems unusually dark Bar has closed Confirm home address with bartender. If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside Everyone looks up to you and smiles You are dancing on the table Fall on someone cushy-looking Beer is crystal-clear It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up Punch him People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup You're in the ladies' room Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional) Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear You have been in a fight Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in You've wandered into the wrong party See if they have free beer Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk a. You're in jail b. You're in the navy Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps You're in a gay bar Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept offers for backrubs Your singing sounds distorted The beer is too weak Have more beer until your voice improves Don't remember the words to the song Beer is just right Play air guitar

12/13/2006, 05:53 AM	#87
moon jelly Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: a fine sturdy box by the airport Posts: 3,430	Oblivionis-that is one of the most useful information on this thread. Thanx!

12/13/2006, 09:01 AM	#91
desjardiniidj Moved On Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Crystal Lake, IL Posts: 1,322	oblivionis- nice guide Its like the hijackers guide to bar hopping! I found it very informative. In fact, it explains why I'm soooo sore after drinking! Thanks for the help! Tonya- We gots to get oblivious a new name! Uh oh, gots to go to work now. You cats have fun! Later!

12/13/2006, 09:02 AM	#92
Soggy Pockets Moved On Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Sugar Grove Posts: 319	FINALLY...back at work, now I can play! Actually, today and tomorrow will be busy...darn clients...so few postings. Hope to be back soon.

12/13/2006, 01:03 PM	#97
moon jelly Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: a fine sturdy box by the airport Posts: 3,430	Are you talking about all the female hormone drugs that you have been taking so that you can fill out the dresses?

12/13/2006, 01:07 PM	#98
craftytony OT Godfather Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: DeKalb Posts: 6,166	I snort flake food and shoot up rod's food! I'm picking up a powder blue tonight...wish me luck! __________________ I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly attributed to drugs & alcohol. I mean I would never urinate at the Alamo at 9 o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. -Ozzy Osbourne Current Tank Info: Selling my 210 setup

12/13/2006, 01:16 PM	#99
rickyb Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Coppell, TX Posts: 1,683	I wish your fish the best! Do not skip the quarantine period, this is one of those fish are pron to ick. A couple of fishes I wouldn't buy from the store; Powder blue tang and a copperband butterfly. Do a search for powder blue tangs, you may find some good info on how to care for this fish. RickyB

12/13/2006, 01:18 PM	#100
craftytony OT Godfather Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: DeKalb Posts: 6,166	I was just gonna slap him on the skillet......but seriously yeah i have been reading up on them.... __________________ I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly attributed to drugs & alcohol. I mean I would never urinate at the Alamo at 9 o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. -Ozzy Osbourne Current Tank Info: Selling my 210 setup