Sir... I'm going to have to ask for your membership card to the LBA (lazy bastards of america)... no truely lazy person would go through that much work, just to have a water tap at the head of their bed...
A truely lazy person would dream about it... probably even go out and buy the parts... but would never EVER take the time to install it as it would take too much effort and time.
As such, you are hereby barred from all lazy gatherings (which never occur because no one ever plans them) and meetings (again which never occur.)
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